Rap Lyrics Explained With Charts and Graphs

Check out this site that measures that quantitative boasts in some popular rap lyrics. Make sure to refer to the site and the following illustrations the next time Biggie comes blasting out of your radio.

Click the pictures for larger, clearer versions.

From Naughty By Nature's "OPP"



Nate Dogg telling us how it is...



P Diddy, Biggie, and Mase telling us all about problems.



Jay Z telling us just exactly how many problems he cares about.



Dr Dre and Snoop and their "Unified Bitch Theory"



The chart that allows Eminem to write such interesting lyrics.

Unfortunate Cookbook Name

Whatever Happened To Midnight Oil?

Remember that band from the '90s called Midnight Oil?

The Australian band with a lead singer that had a shaved head?

Remember that just a little?

Well that same singer is now Australia's new Minister of the Environment.


Bono - there is still hope for you to become the first President of the World.

On Guitar Hero and Nuclear Weapons

The editorial board would like to take the opportunity to welcome two notable individuals to the world of blogging, and mourn one community member on the loss of his meal ticket.

Artemiw and Ahmadinejad are two names that just seem to go hand in hand. There is much about these two that are similar, and yet so much that gives them their distinct identities from each other.

Take a look at each of their blogs. Topics covered range from "Death to America" to Guitar Hero.

While only one can claim to be the President of Iran, both are deeply interested in the Guitar Hero phenomenon that is sweeping the planet. It is said that the President of Iran, while having one hand on the development of that country's nuclear program, has the other hand on his Guitar. He is constantly noodling his fingers over the fretboard to hit that perfect note combination.

They say that the beard makes a man. If that is true, then both Artemiw and Ahmadinejad are two of the manliest manly men out there. Their respective beards are a true testament to all that is great about facial hair.

Neither of these two are willing to bow to trends, or even help fight cancer. Succumbing to the latest fads and carving out a an eloquently shaped mustache on their upper lip is not something that either of these two would even consider doing. Who knows what kind of chins these two are hiding?

There is suspicion as to the actual authors of each of these individual's writings. Ahmadinejad has an entire state apparatus behind him. Artemiw refuses to answer exactly who is ghostwriting his material.

Take a look at both of these sites and decide for yourself if the world really is better off because these two are now voicing their opinions with us.

*Editor's note - at press time the editorial board was not able to secure actual photos of Artemiw.

And our heartfelt condolences go out to Scribbles at TimTutsch.ca on the loss of the cow that gave cash. Hang in there.

Thanksgiving Gluttony

Recognizing the American Thanksgiving holiday in honor of our massive U.S. audience, a story of Thanks that just warms your heart...

Major League Eating has donated $6000 to the New York City Food Bank. The money was raised from an exhibition put on where a man ate an entire 10-pound turkey, four pounds of mashed potatoes, three pounds of cranberry sauce and 2 1/2 pounds of beans.

And he did it all in the name of helping those in the city that are hungry.

Perhaps he could have shared his 20+ pounds of food with those regulars at the Food Bank.

Just a thought.

Useful New Site

The crack research team at the Daily Dyson has been scouring the internet for months, and has finally come up with quite possibly the most useful site out there.

ImOnTheInternet.com

Be careful what you find when taking a peek at this site.

Can you handle the information presented to you?

Ho Ho Ho

Talk about taking political correctness too far. Santas in Syndey, Australia have been warned not to use the traditional greeting of St Nick, "Ho Ho Ho" as it has been deemed offensive to women.

Could the Politically Correct police next hit up Canada Post? They have been ruining young minds for decades by listing Santa's official postal code as HOH OHO.

Truly scandulous.

In other news, check out the new Snoop Dogg X-Mas video released on December 25th... Plenty of Ho Ho Ho.

When Chuck Norris Endorses, The World Obeys

Mike Huckabee, who is running for the Republican Presidential nomination, has secured probably the most coveted endorsement in the free world.

Mike Huckabee has Chuck Norris.

Check out the video below or here.

"Chuck Norris doesn't endorse. He tells American how it's going to be."



This posting is Chuck Norris Approved!

What A Deal!

Can you believe these savings?

When Alcohol Ruins A Good Joint

The International Hempology 101 Society in Vancouver has had to suspend its meetings because of trouble with unruly drunks crashing their gatherings.

Try as we could to keep this story balanced, the editors could find no examples of stoners walking into Beer Society meetings. Tough research.

Somebody Give This Man A Dollar!

And You Thought Waterboarding Was Inhumane!

Two men in Illinois have been charged with torturing a man with fresh cookies.

Fresh cookies.

Tasty fresh cookies.

Cue the Senate hearings...

Amazing FedEx Advertisement

Looks like UPS just got owned!

Happy Birthday Son

A mother in Australia accidentally booked a stripper to perform in front of her 16 year old son's class as a birthday present.

The stripper, dressed as a policewoman spanked the boy 16 times in front of his entire drama class.

Apparently the teacher decided to put a stop to this only after the stripper pulled out some cream from her bag for the lucky 16 year old to rub all over her.

Can't wait to see what happens for this kid's 17th birthday!

How Not To Parent

Probably going out on a limb here, but if 4 out of your 8 children ( all of whom are under 3) test positive for cocaine, then you are probably not a good parent.

I have forwarded the addresses for these people onto Dr Spock, who will rise up and beat them.

Grow That Moustache!

November is officially the month to grow that beautiful moustache you have always wanted.

Mo-vember is a fundraiser for the Prostate Cancer Research Foundation of Canadian. Men (and select ladies) are growing moustaches to raise money for cancer research.

www.Movember.com


Remember - if you're growing that moustache for cancer, there isn't any reason why you can't keep it the other 11 months of the year!

The editorial board at the Daily Dyson is 100% Pro-Moustache. Always have been, always will be.

A Sad Sad Day

Stephen Colbert has dropped out of the 2008 Presidential race.

A sad day.

Mourn appropriately.

Good vs Evil

Because attacking your liver is what makes you a good person.

You Just Shouldn't Scare Some People

A Halloween prank that didn't go exactly as planned.