On Guitar Hero and Nuclear Weapons

The editorial board would like to take the opportunity to welcome two notable individuals to the world of blogging, and mourn one community member on the loss of his meal ticket.

Artemiw and Ahmadinejad are two names that just seem to go hand in hand. There is much about these two that are similar, and yet so much that gives them their distinct identities from each other.

Take a look at each of their blogs. Topics covered range from "Death to America" to Guitar Hero.

While only one can claim to be the President of Iran, both are deeply interested in the Guitar Hero phenomenon that is sweeping the planet. It is said that the President of Iran, while having one hand on the development of that country's nuclear program, has the other hand on his Guitar. He is constantly noodling his fingers over the fretboard to hit that perfect note combination.

They say that the beard makes a man. If that is true, then both Artemiw and Ahmadinejad are two of the manliest manly men out there. Their respective beards are a true testament to all that is great about facial hair.

Neither of these two are willing to bow to trends, or even help fight cancer. Succumbing to the latest fads and carving out a an eloquently shaped mustache on their upper lip is not something that either of these two would even consider doing. Who knows what kind of chins these two are hiding?

There is suspicion as to the actual authors of each of these individual's writings. Ahmadinejad has an entire state apparatus behind him. Artemiw refuses to answer exactly who is ghostwriting his material.

Take a look at both of these sites and decide for yourself if the world really is better off because these two are now voicing their opinions with us.

*Editor's note - at press time the editorial board was not able to secure actual photos of Artemiw.

And our heartfelt condolences go out to Scribbles at TimTutsch.ca on the loss of the cow that gave cash. Hang in there.