When Alcohol Ruins A Good Joint
The International Hempology 101 Society in Vancouver has had to suspend its meetings because of trouble with unruly drunks crashing their gatherings.
Try as we could to keep this story balanced, the editors could find no examples of stoners walking into Beer Society meetings. Tough research.
posted by The Dyce at
9:43 a.m.
2 Comments:
True enough but at least the drunkards in question liven up the proceedings. Otherwise, judging by the disposition of your average pot-smoker and compounding that with the boringness of science, those must be some of the dullest meetings ever.
Instead of parting ways, perhaps they should use this chance mixing of worlds to settle an age old question: stoners versus drunks, who would win in a sporting challenge? Drunks would be overconfident and uncoordinated while stoners would overthink and succumb to laziness. Likely both would pass out halfway through the match but at least they would learn to appreciate eachother's choice of toxins.
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