Will Ferrell Videos

Because showing just one Will Ferrell video is never enough...

Bush on Global Warming


iPod Commercial


USC Strength Coach Chuck Berry

How To Get Into A Baseball Game

Because at the Daily Dyson we are always looking for the best interest of our readers...

Find out how to get Baseball tickets and not pay face value...

Not A Happy Meal.

Can't say I've ever found a condom in my McDonald's. Actually I can't say that I've ever found a condom in any of the foods that I eat.

How in the world did it get there? Could it have been the Hamburgler?

Snoop Dog on Hockey

Snoop made an appearance at the Ducks game against the Wild the other night.

The interview after the first period...

Yabba Dabba Dizzle, Fo Shizzle.

Naked Hitler Man

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this man is insane.

Welcome to Facebook

I was wondering how long it would take Nester to get on Facebook.

I mean, you know those cool kids that think that they're just too good to join in with the rest of us?

He used to be one of those.

I had heard that he was on Lavalife too, but that was just an unconfirmed rumor.

Vince Carter Sucks

Saturday begins probably the biggest NBA experience that Toronto has ever had. Vince Carter is coming back to town for the first round of the playoffs.

Toronto Sports Guy has got it bang on. Check it out here.

Vince Carter is a wuss.

His only accomplishment to date has been winning the Slam Dunk contest. That is it. No titles. No championships. Nothing. Just a dunk championship.

Remember game 7 of the Sixers/Raps series? Remember where Carter went that morning? Did he go to practice? No? He went to his own graduation.

Selfish man.

This will be an amazing playoff series.

Will Ferrell in THE LANDLORD

This man is a genius.

Apparently this is his actual daughter in the clip.

Because Colbert Commanded It...

Stephen Colbert

Greatest Living American

www.colbertnation.com



Full story here

This Explains Alot

Blackberry service is on the fritz.

When do the Crackberry related injuries start rolling in from people not accepting this fact?

Unfortunate CD Layout

Not much to say on this...

Welcome To Woman-Town

WARNING!!!

Do not go here if you treat women poorly!

REPEAT

Do not go here if you treat women poorly!

Don't Drink and Cut Your Lawn

And how do you explainthis to your friends and family?

I Was The Other Man

Sad news to see that Prince William has broken it off with longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton.

I was wondering when he was going to end it, after he caught me and her at a romantic dinner a while back while she was supposed to be out of town...

The Quest For The Cup Begins

Even though the Leafs are not in the Stanley Cup playoffs again this year (it's been three years now since we've had a playoff game here in Toronto) I am still pumped for the NHL playoffs.

Why?

Three reasons.

1) The level of hockey that is played in the "second NHL season" is far superior to the regular season. Players are literally putting their health on the line by blocking shots and playing all out every single game.

2) Playoff beards. It is obvious that chicks dig them. By the time next season begins again, you don't even recognize some of your favourite players through the playoffs.

3) Bob Cole/Harry Neale/Ron Mclean/Don Cherry on television more than once a week. These are the four people that I associate most with growing up watching Hockey Night in Canada.

Everything that Grapes says on Coaches Corner is true, so don't even try arguing that he is nuts.

And so what if Bob Cole has reached a level of senility that makes him calling NHL games frustrating. His voice is what I associate with important hockey games. I wouldn't have any other person giving me the play by play on those must-see games.


My prediction for this year:
Buffalo over Anaheim in 7 in the cup final.

Thoughts?

Happy Trails Belinda...

Buh Bye Belinda Stronach

Have fun running Magna again.

Or Else...

For the ladies...

Because everyone loves cute animals.






Cue the Barry White.

Make That 41 Years And Counting

Golf Leafs Golf!

Trade Bryan McCabe.
Sign A Legitimate #1 Goalie.
Fire John Ferguson Jr.

Warren Buffet and Bill Gates

Where do the two richest men in the world like to eat?

HOOTERS!

And to the rescue...

Part 3 in our continuing coverage...

After the Daily Dyson's sensational series of stories of all things fecal, our phone lines have been jammed with tips from our readers.

This one comes from a loyal DailyDyson reader, who was actually sifting through this pile of **** minutes before the woman landed there.

Check it out here.

Little Baby Metallica

Who wouldn't want to name their child after the greatest heavy metal band of all time?

This kid will grow up to become the Jesus of the metal community.

I Thought Only Monkeys Threw Feces...

Special Report:
The Daily Dyson's ongoing coverage of thrown feces continues:


The sister of the Deputy Mayor has been charged with assault following an incident where she THREW FECES at a student.

And she is a principal.

Just to connect the dots here: A Principal has thrown feces at a young boy.
I'd love to hear the explanation for this one.

The Daily Dyson, your number one source for thrown feces news.

Previous "Thrown Feces" themed articles.

Yet Another Sign The World Is Ending...

Doggie Yoga is now available to those dogs that really need to feel cleansed and healthy.

What's next? South Beach Diet for your fish?

Sweet Irony