Flaming Golf Balls

Be very careful what you tee up to hit...

Google To The Rescue

Google always has the answers for life's great mysteries...

Why I Love Sirius - Reason #93

Sirius Satellite Radio is adding a new channel to their already impressive lineup.

Starting later this summer, The Grateful Dead channel will join the Sirius revolution.

Today the editorial board at the Daily Dyson is all smiles.

Eat that XM!

The Most Important News Of The Day

The world's largest ketchup packet has been produced in Colinsville, Illinois.

Good job people of Colinsville, you've really highlighted how great your town really is.

Paris Hilton - No Soup For You!

Looks like Paris Hilton is going to not be receiving her $60 million inheritance. Her grandfather, Barron Hilton, has said that her arrest and imprisonment for drunk driving was the last straw.

What will poor old Paris do for money now?

Another movie perhaps?

Our Very Own Lindsay Lohan

Nice to see that Canada has finally seen some action in the police photo sweepstakes.

NHL players Jordan Staal (Pittsburgh Penguins), Eric Staal (Carolina Hurricans), and participants in Eric's bachelor party festivities managed to fill the local jail in Lutsen, Minnesota after being arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct. There wasn't enough room in the jail for everyone, so Jordan and two others were released.

Perhaps Lindsay Lohan could call Eric Staal and offer him some of her vast wisdom on getting arrested and having your mugshot splashed across newspapers all over the country.

Will Ferrell In The Interrogation Room

Looks like Will Ferrell is making a whole series of vids detailing his problems in life.

Check out this new clip where Will is subjected to the most brutal interrogation ever caught on tape. Nobody should be subject to this kind of abuse. This makes Guantanamo Bay look like the Four Seasons.

Viva La Revolution!

Brian May Is A Rocket Scientist, Almost.

Brian May, the guitarist for Queen, is going back to school to complete his Doctorate in Astrophysics.

Is there anything that Queen cannot do?

Medellin - The Trailer

This one goes to all you Entourage fans out there.

The editorial board at the Daily Dyson has managed to secure the website for the Vincent Chase blockbuster film Medellin.

Looks good. Looks real good.

Check it out here.

Simpsons - Phish

Glide Magazine has written it best:

Page McConnell has been tapped to make a special appearance tomorrow in Springfield, Vermont for the premiere of the Simpsons Movie. The sleepy town in Vermont recently beat out 13 other Springfields to win the honors of hosting the “hometown” premiere.

The Chairman of the Boards will be performing as part of the yellow carpet/VIP gathering before the movie begins. I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought it just wouldn’t be a true Vermont affair without a member of the popular rock band Phish. What symbolizes the headiness of that state more than The Phish from Vermont? Perhaps Page can convince some of his former bandmates to join him. Groening and the movie’s director David Silverman will be among those flying in from the Simpsons’ main office in California for the event.

McGuinty Wants To Raise Your Taxes - Again

Surprise. Surprise.

Premier Dalton McGuinty is looking for yet another way to reach into your pockets...

Penguin Time

Because everyone loves penguins.

Drew Carey = Bob Barker II

Drew Carey has been named the replacement to one of the most beloved game show hosts in history (beside's Trebek's moustache).

Will be interesting to see who Carey wants to have spayed and neutered...

And Another Spoiler...

Some guys ruining what could arguably be the most important day of alot of people's lives.

Check out what is in store for these hardcore Harry Potter fans.

DISCLAIMER - Do not watch if you are genuinely interested in what happens in the latest Harry Potter book!!!


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Harry Potter - Update

An update for all of the loyal Daily Dyson readers: not one single member of the editorial board has purchased the new Harry Potter book.

Our policy here is not to purchase books that do not appear on the New York Times bestseller list.

Elitist? Perhaps.

The Times and the Daily have a reciprocity agreement. Our lawyers have advised us to follow that agreement and all of its details.

Bible Spoiler...

Soccer Hooligans Appear!

After weeks of waiting for the violence that usually accompanies international soccer matches, the Chilean U-20 team finally satisfied the bloodthirst last night.

After their 3-0 loss to Argentina the boys from Chile were pretty angry. Angry enough to demolish their bus, fight with the cops and security, and in the end be placed under strict supervision of their national delegation.

Well done Chile.

John Rambo Trailer

The preview trailer for Stallone's new movie, John Rambo can be found here.

Apparently Stallone actually directed this installment of the Rambo franchise.

Man is he ever getting old.

Wearing A Helmet?

Bike helmets will not always protect you from stupidity.

Great Blue Jays Site

Just found this site the other day and the editorial board at the Daily Dyson is hooked.

Drunk Jays Fans

Unconfirmed reports have this guy as Superfan #1 in the city.

Look for future updates from this site...

Rugby - Like You've Never Seen It Before

Some recent ads for the Rugby World Cup, coming up in September in October in France.

The closest I think that rugby actually ever comes to this is having your ear lovingly bit off by the opposing team in a scrum...

New Feature?

PrimeMinister.ca offers a handy little widget for blogs and websites.

Let's see how this works here at the Daily Dyson.

We will probably have the layout department move this over into the sidebar soon.

The Microsoft Surface

A different take on Microsoft's tabletop computer system.

Dripping with sarcasm...

They're Here!

Transformers should now be filed in the Documentary section at your local Blockbuster.

Check out this real transformer here.

Miscellany For Today

A most unusual day for the editorial board at the Daily Dyson. With so many fascinating news stories out there today we have decided to not decide.

Today, the Daily Dyson presents you with a list of very important topics. Enjoy!

Why you should never smash a can of WD40.

A yummy, but unhealthy pizza.

Century old outhouses may sometimes yield some very valuable crap.

Italian Soccer Dive

Probably one of the worst soccer dives ever.

Congratulations Phillies

The Philadelphia Phillies are now the most losing-est team in professional sports.

Loss number 10,000 is unmatched anywhere else.

And the most satisfying loss? Game 6, 1993 World Series. Joe Carter belts a home run to win the World Series for the second year in a row for the Toronto Blue Jays. Definitely one of the greatest moments in baseball history.

And The People Shall Speak...

TimTutsch.ca has decided that the new taxes being proposed in the city of Toronto are wrong, and he has done something about it.

Check out his letter here.

I'm Too Sexy For My Bus

A German woman was thrown off a bus because the driver felt that she was showing too much cleavage on his bus.

I get thrown off the bus all the time for being Ridiculously Good Looking. I feel her pain.

Why Christian Bale Is A Badass

Christian Bale is a badass, and I now have to facts to prove it.

Great article over at Filmwad.

Thoroughly researched and footnoted...

Deep Thoughts

Chuck Norris Action Jeans

Quite possibly the greatest product on the market.

Get yourself a pair of these bad boys. Imagine how high you can get your roundhouse kick with these on?

Chuck Norris Jeans. And the best part is they "won't bind your legs"!

Born To Run

Great article profiling John Tory in the current edition of Toronto Life.

The editorial board gives it two thumbs up.

Check it out.

Hope He's Not A History Teacher...

This teacher showed up at a buddy's wedding a little early.

A year early.

I'm going to guess he's not too good with dates.

2007 All Star Game

Givener has some great coverage of the 2007 All Star game.

I heard a rumour that the authors over at Givener are on the Barry Bonds workout program...

Developing.

You're Fired

Apparently 15 percent of men said that they would fire someone via Messenger.

...

Probably one of the most useless stories to ever get posted to the Daily Dyson.

Keep on rocking.

Excellent Use of Post It Notes

Metallica Lead Singer A Terrorist?

Now this is going too far.

James Hetfield of Metallica was detained at a UK airport because his beard resembled that of the Taliban.

Come on.

Arresting him for corrupting our youth with wickedly awesome heavy metal guitar solos I can understand, but for having a long beard?

Live Earth Lineup

Lineup for Live Earth, courtesy of Wikipedia...

Giants Stadium - New Jersey

* Akon
* Alicia Keys
* AFI
* Bon Jovi
* Kelly Clarkson
* Fall Out Boy
* Kanye West
* Keith Urban
* Kenna
* KT Tunstall
* Ludacris
* John Mayer
* Marianne Faithfull
* Melissa Etheridge
* Dave Matthews Band
* The Police
* Roger Waters
* The Smashing Pumpkins
* Taking Back Sunday

Wembley Stadium - London

* Genesis - Turn it on Again, Land of Confusion, Invisible Touch
* Razorlight - In the Morning, America, Los Angeles Waltz
* Snow Patrol - Open Your Eyes, Shut Your Eyes, Chasing Cars
* Damien Rice & David Gray - Babylon, Blowers Daughter, Whatever Will Be, Will Be (Que Sera, Sera)
* Beastie Boys
* Black Eyed Peas
* Bloc Party
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Duran Duran
* Foo Fighters
* Justin Timberlake
* James Blunt
* John Legend
* Kasabian
* Keane
* Madonna
* Metallica
* Paolo Nutini
* Pussycat Dolls
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Spinal Tap (with Ricky Gervais)
* Terra Naomi
* Timbaland


Aussie Stadium - Australia

* Blue King Brown
* Toni Collette & the Finish
* Sneaky Sound System - Pictures, UFO, I Love It
* Ghostwriters
* Paul Kelly - Little Things Become Big Things
* Eskimo Joe - Older Than You, New York
* Missy Higgins - Casualty
* The John Butler Trio
* Wolfmother - Dimension, Woman, Joker and the Thief, White Unicorn, Pleased To Meet You
* Jack Johnson
* Crowded House - World Where You Live, Don't Dream It's Over, Better Be Home Soon, Something So Strong, Don't Stop Now, Weather With You, Distant Sun

John Tory's New Site

Check out the new Ontario PC site here.



The editorial board has also decided to publish a link button on the Daily Dyson. Big step. Check it out to the right.

Good luck to John Tory over the next 100 days.

Incredible what can be done with the InterWeb these days...

Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature

Fascinating article about some of the innate characteristics of humans.

If you don't have the time to read this, at least scroll through the headings, you may be intrigued...

Linked here.

Unconventional Touring

The White Stripes have been on a cross Canada Tour recently, hitting up cities in all provinces.

They have also been performing some unconventional locations, including a Toronto daycare yesterday, and a Winnipeg City Bus the other day.

Link to the White Stripes holding a concert on the bus here.

Best Sean Connery Photo Ever

Sean Connery. Simply amazing.

The Dyson Airblade

James Dyson, the man who reinvented the vacuum, has come up with yet another genius invention.

Watch out World's Most Powerful Hand Dryer. You now have competition. The Airblade is on the scene.

A Canadian Watches SICKO

A Canadian watches Michael Moore's new movie Sicko.


Check out this comic.

Korean Unisex Toilet - Now Pervert Friendly

This one goes out to my friends Sean and Erin, living in Korea.

Now I know the pain you go through when you're trying to have some privacy on the can...

Picture link here.

Find The Ninjas

Can you spot the ninjas in this picture?

The Problem With Wikipedia...

7 -11 Converted To Kwik-E-Mart

Select 7-11 stores around the US are being converted into Kwik-E-Marts to promote the upcoming Simpsons movie.

"Would you like a strawberry Squishie of my own concoction?"