Merry Christmas W

President Bush got a nice present this Christmas with the execution of Saddam Hussein.

But there's a part of me that just doesn't believe that Saddam is really dead.

How long until the moon-landing type conspiracy theories about the Hussein execution surface?

Is Biggie really dead? Is Tupac? Has Elvis been living in the Bronx all these years?

Phish Lead Singer Arrested

Not a good story.

I hope Trey sorts out whatever demons he is working through right now.

Click here for a parody of the story.

On the other hand, perhaps Trey is finally becoming the real rockstar that he has been striving for as of late.

If you're thinking of Christmas gifts, might I suggest a Phree Trey shirt?

Google Circa 1960

Website of the Day

www.YouParkLikeAnAsshole.com

Fantastic Idea.

He Shoots He Scores!

Great gallery of NHL goal scoring celebrations.

I think that I would go as crazy as Ovechkin does if I ever managed to score a goal in the NHL.

But then again if I scored as many goals as Mario Lemieux has, perhaps I would just give the simple gesture acknowledging my greatness.

One thing I can be sure of, beating Tie Domi or any tough guy in the NHL would be cause for a ceremony presenting me with my new title belt.

Draft Obama...

You saw it here first.

First of what will be many many Presidential Election television ads.

The Fugitive Olympian

So there is an arrest warrant out for Miriam Bedard, the Canadian gold medal (twice) olympic biathlete. She has abducted her own daughter.

I'm just going to throw it out there that she is going to be tough to catch. My reasons:

1) If the hunt for Bedard comes down to a race through the snowy woods of Quebec, she will escape. On skis.

2) Say the police do corner her in the woods of Quebec (fat chance, see above), there will very likely be a shootout. Who do you think would win in a shootout with someone who has been shooting guns since the age of 14? And winning medals for shooting? Please.

3) This woman is married to a man who personally convinced former PM Chretien to stay out of the Iraq war. Talk about foresight!

So watch out. Be careful. If you see a woman on skis with a rifle and child in her arms STAY BACK! Do not approach the Olympic Biathlete!

Vicious Hockey Fight

Cover your eyes if you're not into violent hockey fights.

This rates right up there with Probert vs Domi...

Van Halen version 4.0

The original lineup of Van Halen could be back together for their next album. Eddie Van Halen has confirmed that he has asked David Lee Roth to rejoin one of the greatest rock groups of all time.

Although with the egos of these guys it will probably fall apart again.

At least there is hope for redemption from Van Hagar and Van Cherone...

Dave the Delinquent

My buddy Dave at www.daveradio.blogspot.com has not been posting lately.

If there is anybody reading this right now I implore you to go over to Dave's site and MAKE HIM POST.

True.

Here he is.

Walker, Brokeback Ranger

This is genius.

One on hand...

The greatest restaurant to ever open it's doors - Taco Bell - is going through a pretty big mess right now. E-Coli has hit alot of T-Bell restaurants in the States, prompting Canadian Taco Bells to follow suit.

It's not like Taco Bell had the greatest reputation in the first place. Eating a meal from there has always been equal to playing Russian Roulette with your intestinal tract.

BUT, Taco Bell is considering offering a breakfast menu.

This is what the masses have been waiting for. Making a run for the border before noon? Is it truly possible? Who cares about E-Coli when there is a breakfast menu to be had!!!

One more thing. Want to know what E-Coli actually looks like? Do a Google Image search for Taco Bell.

The Chronic - WHAT - Cles of Narnia!

Click here to watch one of the greatest Saturday Night Live clips out there.


Mr Pips and Red Vine = CRAZY DELICIOUS!!!

Van Wilder 2

Check it out...