Do Not Take This Flyer Down!

Don't touch it!

Pirate Keyboard

What else does a pirate really need anyways?

Jamie Lynn Spears On The News...

Recently impregnated Jamie Lynn Spears speaks out about the recently revealed news of her pregnancy at 16 years old.

Older sister Britney makes a surprise appearance in this news clip.

Nice Guitar Dude

...And Then There Is Mrs Spears

Now it looks like the mother of pregnant teen Jamie Lynn and White Trash Queen Britney Spears is going to write a book on parenting.

Going to guess it's a pretty short book.

A short book that reeks of sex and alcohol and devoid of any fact whatsoever.

Hit My Sister One More Time

Special thanks to PH for this hard hitting expose. Some of you may remember our feature editorial board member AH. Well PH is a sibling. Rivalry will ensue.

But back to this most important story.

Jamie Lynn Spears, the younger sister of All-That-Is-Wrong-With-Society Britney Spears, is pregnant at the age of 16.

Does this really surprise anyone? If not for being caught up and spit out of the music industry popstar machine, Britney would probably have had her first child at 15.

The best part about this? Jamie Lynn met her baby's father at church.

So much for abstinence. When you have an older sister like Britney for a role model, this situation is probably the least of your worries.

Santa's Horny Reindeer

The reindeer population in Jacksonville, Florida has grown exponentially due to a recent onslaught of Christmas decoration vandalism.

Turns out the instructions for decorative reindeer do not suggest you mount one reindeer to the rear of another. It's just Christmas revellers getting creative...

Tourism in Calgary

So what do you usually think about when you hear about the city of Calgary?

Stampede?

Maybe oil?

How about the Flames?

Ever thought about 250 lb naked men being arrested by police in Calgary?

How Many 5 Year Olds Does It Take?

Sometimes a website appears on the Interweb that makes you wonder how you survived without it up until this point.

Everyone has asked themselves the question, "Really, how many 5 year olds could take me down? How many little kids is it going to take to bring me to me knees?"

Click below to find out, through proven scientific methods, how many 5 year olds it would take to swarm you and shame you for the rest of your life.

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They're Back

It seems over the past decade or more many of the great rock and roll bands from the 60s and 70s were reuniting for tours. Call it a cash grab, nostalgia, or whatever you like.

One of the most anticipated rock and roll reunions has happened. But for one night only.

Led Zeppelin played last night. And they rocked.

The world is alright once again.

Check out the fan video below.


And speaking of rock singers with tight jeans that show off their junk to the world, this was the weather forecast for the night that Led Zeppelin reunited...

A Sign?

Now what could mother nature be telling us to do this weekend?

Merry Drunken Christmas

Gather round ye olde Grolsch christmas tree.

Free Beer For Life

A pub in Britain has given free beer for life to a local veteran, in a nod to the service that he has performed for his country.

A veteran of World War 1.

The veteran is 109.

The beer is warm.

What a nice pub.

Chimpanzees Are Smarter Than Humans

The Japanese have proven that Chimps are smarter than humans.

Do not ask any questions. Only accept that this is a fact.