Hit My Sister One More Time

Special thanks to PH for this hard hitting expose. Some of you may remember our feature editorial board member AH. Well PH is a sibling. Rivalry will ensue.

But back to this most important story.

Jamie Lynn Spears, the younger sister of All-That-Is-Wrong-With-Society Britney Spears, is pregnant at the age of 16.

Does this really surprise anyone? If not for being caught up and spit out of the music industry popstar machine, Britney would probably have had her first child at 15.

The best part about this? Jamie Lynn met her baby's father at church.

So much for abstinence. When you have an older sister like Britney for a role model, this situation is probably the least of your worries.