Al Gore Is The Peaciest

Al Gore recently won the Nobel Peace Prize for his work on bringing attention to the problem of climate change.

Safe to say that it's all because he made a little movie called The Inconvenient Truth.

Also safe to say that Bono has been sedated and tied to a chair to prevent him from absolutely losing his mind.

Watch for U2's next album to be themed around African poverty, world peace, and kittens, With a shot of Mother Theresa and Nelson Mandela on the cover holding a small Cambodian orphan.