God Responds To Lawsuit

Leave it to the crack team of investigative reporters at the Daily Dyson to uncover this one.

In a follow up to a previous story on God being sued, it appears that the defendant in the lawsuit filed by a Nebraska State Senator has filed his defence.

God responded to the lawsuit by filing the following statement: "Defendant denies that this or any court has jurisdiction ... over Him any more than the court has jurisdiction over the wind or rain, sunlight or darkness,"

God has now been ordered to appear before the court to defend himself.

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