Michael Vick sued for a gazillion dollars

Sometimes there are stories that are just so bizarre that you cannot help but think they are false. But here we go anyways...

Disgraced NFL star Michael Vick, aka Ron Mexico, has been hit with a lawsuit for "$63,000,000,000 Billion" from an inmate in South Carolina who claims that Vick stole the inmate's pitbulls, sold them on EBay, then used the profits to buy missiles from Iran.

Click here for a copy of the handwritten lawsuit.

The clear question that arises from this is - what is Michael Vick doing buying missiles from Iran? It turns out that Vick is actually a sympathizer for Al-Qaeda, and bought the Iranian missiles to provide to his new terrorist buddies.


How much does a missile really cost on the open market?

Could selling two fighting pitbulls really cover the cost of even one?

Did Vick get some sort of deal on the missiles?

Do they not come with warheads?

Deep thoughts...