Elton John Wants To Shut Down The Internet

Sir Elton John has a problem with the power of the internet.

Apparently he feels that too much time is spent on blogging, and not enough on actually participating in society.

The editorial board at the Daily Dyson disagrees 100%, and has decided to boycott all future Elton John shows in Las Vegas. The tickets that we have for his next four shows will now be fed to lions.