My Apologies
To the millions and millions of readers of the Daily Dyson.
Leaving you without a website for much of today and yesterday is unacceptable.
Half of the staff at the Daily Dyson have been fired for this and their pensions have been revoked.
As a treat, I have unearthed some breaking news. Samurai swords have now been banned in the UK. Thank god. I thought this problem would never be addressed.
Leaving you without a website for much of today and yesterday is unacceptable.
Half of the staff at the Daily Dyson have been fired for this and their pensions have been revoked.
As a treat, I have unearthed some breaking news. Samurai swords have now been banned in the UK. Thank god. I thought this problem would never be addressed.
posted by The Dyce at
4:15 p.m.
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