Move Over Tiger

Not only does North Korea now have nuclear weapons, apparently it is also home to the world's greatest golfer.

According to official government media reports, Kim Jong Il once shot a 38 under par, with 5 holes-in-one. All of this on his first ever game.

Somebody give this man a PGA Tour Card!

Obviously anyone who has a birth as momentous as this needs to at least have a Nike sponsorship.